Superman where are you now? When everything’s gone wrong somehow? -Genesis This may sound absurd, but the situation in Libya has got me thinking about Superman. I debated whether it was worth a column, but when I looked up the lyrics to “Land of Confusion” I found out that Muammar Gaddafi was featured in the [...]
Kids, I have a few pieces of advice I would like to pass on to you. One, never punch a redwood especially not in Middle-Earth, since there’s a good chance it is really an Ent. If those movies (there were books or something too, novelizations of the films or some such?) taught me anything, it [...]
Continue reading …Do you ever get the feeling that a joke has gone too far? Maybe when you’re still telling the joke but everyone has stopped laughing? Maybe when you and your friends are trying to hide the body? (Not in the trunk, its the first place they look.) Every joke, even a good one, reaches a [...]
Continue reading …Last Tuesday bombs went off in Baghdad in approximately sixteen locations and 78 people died. Two days before that, 58 people were killed while attending a Sunday mass in the Iraqi capital. News reports say militants are responsible. I understand why they have to use the word. It’s neutral, nonjudgmental, impartial and wholly inadequate. In [...]
Continue reading …When I finished my column last week I went to bed. When I got up in the morning, I checked in with my editor to make sure my e-mail had been received. I was speaking with her on MSN at the time and asked how things were going. She told me things were hectic, that [...]
Continue reading …We are supposed to be the generation that gave up our privacy, and Facebook is supposed to be the altar we sacrificed it on. Maybe we did, maybe we didn’t. That’s a debate for another time. One patently absurd idea is that Facebook, or smartphones, or any other piece of technology has in some way [...]
Continue reading …I wrote this column at 4 AM the night before the paper you are holding right now was put together. There. I said it. My first column, my big introduction to my readers (reader? person who skimmed it for the sole purpose of looking for typos? Mom?) and I in fact forgot it was even [...]
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