The Aquinian

Overheard: Slut competition

In Vanier Girl 1: If you entered a slut competition, you could not even qualify! Girl 2: Aww, that’s the nicest thing someone’s ever said.


Overhead: Bottled Holy Water?

In Vanier Residence: “My church isn’t against drinking, we’re against gambling and bottled water”


Overheard: My life is ruined?

Forest Hill Cafeteria: “It’s not going to ruin my day! It’s going to ruin my life, but it’s not going to ruin my day.”


Overheard: Go forth and…

In rigby: “I have to follow my sign from Jesus…and get laid.”


Overheard: Tea-baggin’

In JDH: Girl 1: “I think I’m going to make some tea. Its just really relaxing” Girl 2: “Do you know what else is relaxing? Masturbation.” Girl 1: “Yeah, I think I’m going to have some “tea” tonight. Know what I mean?”


Overheard: What is dill anyway?

At Forest Hill Caf Girl 1: I never had a dill pickle before Girl 2: I heard they’re really dilly


No Duane No Gain ~ April 10, 2010

1. The Plank Think of being at the top of a push up position; now drop down onto your forearms. That’s a plank. It will challenge your abdominals and is much safer on your spine than traditional crunches. Try it to see why the world’s leading back specialists and Canadian professor Stuart McGill calls this [...]


STU’s X-country team hosts spring fun run

Early morning runners participate in STU's spring fun run. (Alyssa Mosher/AQ)

Alyssa Mosher – The Aquinian – STU’s cross-country team hosted a five-kilometre run last Saturday to promote healthy living. Organizer of the Spring Fun Run and captain of the girls team Olivia Long said the team wanted to make sure everyone was invited to participate in the event. “It’s kind of just like, here’s what [...]


St. Thomas’ annual athletic banquet

Tara Thibault won the Outstanding Female Athlete Award. (Alex Solak/AQ)

Stephanie Fauquier – The Aquinian – Last Monday night marked St. Thomas’ annual athletic banquet at the Forest Hill conference center. Mike Eagles, athletic director and men’s hockey coach was the master of ceremonies for the event that not only honoured current STU athletes and their achievements, but also recognized those soon to be inducted [...]


Overheard: You’d sleep with what?!

In GMH caf: Person 1: “Would you rather sleep with a dead person or a dog?” 2: “A dog.” 1: “You’d sleep with a DOG!” 2: “What, you’d sleep with a DEAD PERSON?”


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