“If there was a ‘like’ button underneath that…I’d so click it!” -random guy at irock staring at this girl’s ass.

“You’re neck is sore because of all the BJ’s.” “No, it’s actually sore because….I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH” “Ughhh, I hate you.”

Capitan Canada at Rigby Hall: The last time I drank tequila, by the end of the night I was wearing a skimask and screaming in peoples faces. Tequila is a horrible thing.

This isn’t from a Student, but it’s still funny: I was sitting on the bus on the way back to forrest hill, and there were a whole class full of kindergarden kids in the back. There were two in particular ( a boy and a girl)who were sitting together, and all they did was look [...]

Sitting In STS playing Jeopardy Professor: When did the big bang theory happen? Last night in my dorm room is not the answer!

Girl from Vanier: I was at Boom dancing with Thing 1 and Thing 2, and Thing 2 motorboated me! Thing 2 is a skeeze! I can’t believe I got motorboated by a Dr. Seuss character!

College hill: “It’s not that I get sweaty… I just get really really wet” More overheards

Guy on bus: “Why isn’t there a liquor store on campus?” More Overheards

Really loud guy in the courtyard at 1:30am. “Literally since I was 17 I haven’t kissed someone that I didn’t end up f***ing.” More overheards

Random first year after Titus fair. “this guy is terrifying, but I love it.” More Overheards