Evidence of automatic responses gone wrong. Two people walking in opposite directions – Person A: Hey how’s it going? Person B: Nothing, you? Person A: Good thanks.

In Vanier Girl 1: If you entered a slut competition, you could not even qualify! Girl 2: Aww, that’s the nicest thing someone’s ever said.

In Vanier Residence: “My church isn’t against drinking, we’re against gambling and bottled water”

Forest Hill Cafeteria: “It’s not going to ruin my day! It’s going to ruin my life, but it’s not going to ruin my day.”

GMH – Guy to girl: ” I hate to say it but.. that`s the closest thing your ever going to see to the real-life pokemon”

Displeased teacher talking with two students in an empty classroom : ”I could’ve eaten Alphabits and shat a better essay than this.”